Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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