would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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