Do vagina's smell?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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