Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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