So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's never too late to be topless.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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