i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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