We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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