awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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