We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
