I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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