Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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