Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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