It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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