I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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