I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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