Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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