Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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