I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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