All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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