There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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