Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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