Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
