I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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