every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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