shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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