i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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