Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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