Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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