talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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