you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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