So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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