On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
false alarm. still invincible.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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