Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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