Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So many bounce houses so little time
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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