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go home
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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