# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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