she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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