whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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