That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
how does that bad decision feel?
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