OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Never underestimate the power of titties
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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