awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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