I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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