So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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