How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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