I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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