Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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