That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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