wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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