We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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