you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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